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COOKING WITH JACK

I have been discussing cooking and food with cybertoothtiger.

I have a recurring image of Jack Bauer hosting a cooking show. This is rather weird, as Jack hasn’t eaten since the beginning of Day 5. And the last thing he cooked was poisonous gas. Yummy.

“Flip the omelet NOW!!! You are running out of time!!!”

Note to my Imagination: calm down. Do you REALLY want to know what Jack can do with a sushi knife?

Even so, I can’t wait for Chinese theme night.

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kcountess
Mar. 16th, 2009 11:08 pm (UTC)
*dies*
marinw
Mar. 16th, 2009 11:10 pm (UTC)
Thank you. * preens *
cybertoothtiger
Mar. 17th, 2009 12:25 am (UTC)
Even so, I can’t wait for Chinese theme night.

Snorfle.

"WHO ARE YOU WOKKING FOR?"

*ducks*
marinw
Mar. 17th, 2009 12:29 am (UTC)
ROTF

girl4edwards04
Mar. 17th, 2009 10:23 pm (UTC)
Please, please, PLEASE tell me Gordon Ramsay is the co-star of this cooking show. XD

Jack: *to poor, unsuspecting contestant on show* DAMMIT! *WHERE* IS THE CORIANDER??!?!!

Gordon: --this tastes like bollocks, yes? *throws food at contestant* NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
marinw
Mar. 17th, 2009 10:50 pm (UTC)
Those two would KILL each other.

In my nighmares, Jack is a guest on Dr. Phil *shudders*
girl4edwards04
Mar. 18th, 2009 09:06 pm (UTC)
Oddly, I can somehow see Jack as captain of the blue team on Hell's Kitchen. XD "DAMMIT, WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!"

At any rate, one would have to watch that show with the volume down. Because those two would be yelling. A lot. XD

Oh gawd, Dr. Phil. "Mr. Bauer, this is going to be a changing day in your life." Yeah. That would end well. :P
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